That which is not.

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

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queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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tardisteapotandfriends:

HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE PLATONICALLY SO MUCH AND YOU JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW HOW AMAZING THEY ARE AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM AND IT PHYSICALLY PAINS YOU WHEN THEY THINK ABOUT THEMSELVES NEGATIVELY AND YOU JUST WANT TO SQUISH THEM AND GO “NO YOU ARE WRONG YOU ARE MORE WONDERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE” AND MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT

BECAUSE I HAVE

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colddustfox:

malcolmsex:

elgin-marbles:

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

This video is just so much happy you can’t even be embarrassed

This is the best video i’ve seen in a while. Everyone should watch it just to make their lives better

Oh my gosh. Best video ever.

"I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain."

Tablo  (via leuitate)

Words cannot explain how much I love this.

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rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

(Source: sinyasiki, via ithinkthereforethisblogis)

redvinesgiraffe:

dumbledemort:

What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films?

Ralph Fiennes everybody

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rlymax:

imagine if butterflies breathed fire 

but only a little bit of fire

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publicpools:

I have been completely
fine with falling asleep
alone half my life, but
once tasted every day
I wake up into
alone
just feels incomplete,
and my bed a million
miles wide.

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(Source: peter-pettishrooms, via lord-of-morning)