That which is not.

psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:34:03 -0400

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

queendread: I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like...

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:48:44 -0400

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

tardisteapotandfriends: HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE PLATONICALLY SO MUCH AND YOU JUST WANT THEM TO...

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:04:14 -0400

tardisteapotandfriends:

HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE PLATONICALLY SO MUCH AND YOU JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW HOW AMAZING THEY ARE AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM AND IT PHYSICALLY PAINS YOU WHEN THEY THINK ABOUT THEMSELVES NEGATIVELY AND YOU JUST WANT TO SQUISH THEM AND GO “NO YOU ARE WRONG YOU ARE MORE WONDERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE” AND MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT

BECAUSE I HAVE

colddustfox: malcolmsex: elgin-marbles: hellyeahscarleteen: S...

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:58:35 -0400

colddustfox:

malcolmsex:

elgin-marbles:

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

This video is just so much happy you can’t even be embarrassed

This is the best video i’ve seen in a while. Everyone should watch it just to make their lives better

Oh my gosh. Best video ever.

"I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain."

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:55:49 -0400

“I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain.”

- Tablo (via leuitate)

Words cannot explain how much I love this.

(via itstimeforanewurl)

rpgmaker: thatbatterisaspy: hairandbeardkommando: punks not...

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:43:14 -0400

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

redvinesgiraffe: dumbledemort: What was your favorite prop or...

Sun, 05 May 2013 14:39:06 -0400

redvinesgiraffe:

dumbledemort:

What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films?

Ralph Fiennes everybody

rlymax: imagine if butterflies breathed fire but only a little bit of fire

Sun, 05 May 2013 14:33:24 -0400

rlymax:

imagine if butterflies breathed fire

but only a little bit of fire

publicpools: I have been completely fine with falling asleep alone half my life, but once tasted...

Sun, 05 May 2013 14:23:25 -0400

publicpools:

I have been completely
fine with falling asleep
alone half my life, but
once tasted every day
I wake up into
alone
just feels incomplete,
and my bed a million
miles wide.

Photo

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:50:50 -0400

Photo

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:41:34 -0400

laughingstation: More FUNNY POST here!

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:41:27 -0400

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

claireruns: Things you do not have to feel guilty about Saying no sometimes Wanting to be alone...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:35:42 -0400

claireruns:

Things you do not have to feel guilty about

Saying no sometimes

Wanting to be alone sometimes

Saying no to sex

Saying yes to sex

Not being sure about your life career

Deciding to study instead of going out

Getting rid of the toxic people in your life

Ending a relationship that is hurting you

Not liking the things everyone else likes

Eating

Photo

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:25:43 -0400

pinkk-xo-glitter: saucylarry: lockmyhearticantchange: How to...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:55:05 -0400

pinkk-xo-glitter:

saucylarry:

lockmyhearticantchange:

How to gracefully deal with gay rumors.

Forever reblog.

I can not not reblog this

I ship it

I ship it too.

kerokamina: sincerelymrbear: cupcakedrawings: the-hatred-machi...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:53:42 -0400

kerokamina:

sincerelymrbear:

cupcakedrawings:

the-hatred-machine:

katsplanet:

ffffffffffffffffu u uffkc ck

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Excuse me as I cry

timey-wimey-consulting-detective: octopus-muffin: utterly-johnl...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:53:23 -0400

timey-wimey-consulting-detective:

octopus-muffin:

utterly-johnlocked:

How long have the whovians held on to this one?

Rebloging again because of this gif.

And now I’m annoyed.

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:43:46 -0400

And now I’m annoyed.

My phone is broken.

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:40:07 -0400

My phone is broken.

reblog if you want an extremely sexual message in your ask.

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 02:59:58 -0400

just-some-horny-boy:

flatulent-narwhals:

when do i not?

Agreed! Me too! Lol. Unfortunately i always seem to run out of asks at the worst times!! :/